This is so perfectly J Lo that she looks like the Official J Lo Fashion Doll or something. Like this is the outfit that comes with the doll.

Jennifer Lopez seen at the set of “American Idol” in Los Angeles. Los Angeles, California in a Fyodor Golan sequin dress paired with Casadei gold pumps with signature ‘Blade’ heel.

Fyodor Golan Fall 2014 Collection

If one of the RuPaul’s Drag Race queens decided to do J Lo for the Snatch Game, this is what they’d wear. It is the Ur-J Lo look. When they sell cheap J Lo Halloween costumes at the drug store some day (and they will), it’ll be a highly flammable version of this dress hanging on a plastic hanger with a fake ponytail and false eyelashes stapled to some cardboard with a coupon for some cheap green eyeshadow on the back.

Believe it or not, that makes this an Attagirl all the way. Know your image and sell the shit out of it. This is the quintessential “Everyone Wants to Be Me or Do Me” look.  It ain’t chic, but it sure is J Lo.

[Photo Credit: Bruja/Juan Shar/PacificCoastNews, FOX, vogue.com.uk]