If you’ve ever left your house in a pair of tights and nothing else, then you’ll know what Gaga was going through. If you haven’t, then well done
In today’s ground breaking news, Lady Gaga appears to have forgotten to put her skirt / dress / shorts on, and we can see her bum.
Unfortunately, there’s the faintest possibility that the sartorially confused singer didn’t actually forget to put the aforementioned outer garments on her outer self. Meaning that it’s entirely possible that it was an intentional and thought-out decision.
If that’s the case, then there are a few things wrong with the world today. Specifically:
1) Lady Gaga appears not to know about leggings. All the comfort of tights, without any of the ladders. Or the transparency.
2) Lady Gaga’s bum doesn’t appear to be contained within any underwear. Which is obviously totally fine. But is something that could lead to cystitis.
3) We’re writing about Lady Gaga’s bum instead of Syria.
(Image: FilmMagic)
In between fighting off urinary tract infections, dressing up as a mermaid, and distracting us from potentially devastating international conflicts, Lady Gaga found the time to head to the rehearsal studio ahead of her performance at London’s iTunes Festival this weekend.
Wearing some slightly scary boots with a pair of woolly socks, a hoodie and a midge net, Gaga looked prepared for anything. If “anything” involved killing somebody with a stiletto to the eyeball on a cold winter’s day, while surrounded by mosquitoes.
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